Dirty Weekend

Going away for the weekend? Not this weekend, but I am thinking a head. Planning for something special. Something by the seaside. Something Boutique. Although it has to be said, the term “boutique” has been stretched to breaking point. It should be defined by Trading Standards. Similar to the way organic can’t be bandied around willy nilly. Actually, now that I think about it the word organic is not to clearly defined in labelling. That is why the soil association need to rubber stamp the packaging. So, that is what we need. A boutique hotel rubber stamping agency. Things to look for….

• Every room should be unique
• The art on the walls should be original
• Not part of a chain

Job done. I am going to write to my MP to sort this out. We will get a Europe wide standard on Boutiqueness. Extra points will not be awarded for the trouser press or conference facilities.